officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriends backs u up

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furbyhaunt:

come to your fathers arms child

7 hours ago | via | source | 72308

bookoisseur:

laurenentropy:

faint-distortion:

This is the sickest shit I’ve ever seen

This is so important.  Know your elements before getting tatted.  And if you are tatted you better have this shit memorized.

tattoos are hot.

(Source: 1337tattoos)

groans:

kids0ftheblackhole:

good

i like this story because a cop was shot but nobody will get in trouble for shooting the cop and some children got to calmly play with a dog

(Source: rawstory.com)

7 hours ago | via | source | 53743

an-angels-laugh:

eddie-rochester:

notthatyoudcare:

jaaaaaaames:

Passive aggressive notes are the best.

there was nothing passive about the second one..

HAHAHAHAA

GOD BLESS

(Source: knusprig-titten-hitler)

7 hours ago | via | source | 318877

dickofbutts:

the winner

7 hours ago | via | source | 94980

woodmeat:

dickgripper:

when youre running what do your cock and balls do? do they just flap against your thighs or

my dick becomes rock hard to steer my body using wind currents, almost like a sail and said wind causes my scrotum to tighten close to my body for maximum speed

8 hours ago | via | source | 136892

trillow:

[police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

“sure thing son whatchu need”

9 hours ago | via | source | 120900

(Source: precumming)

9 hours ago | via | source | 23370

myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

(Source: jardsale)

9 hours ago | via | source | 36156